tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

usaforafrica:

I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

    me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
    next day: *everything fucks up*

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

image

"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

image

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a band so indie they don’t even record together. you have to buy 5 separate albums and listen to them at the same time


fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better